Santa on the left is thinking, "Dudes, I'm ready...what's fuckin' taking so long."
What does it mean for Santa to "slide down my chimney."
Is anyone else disturbed that Santa likes to "play" with elves.
Do elves have genitals - if so, are they cut or uncut?
What about their ears....if they're pointy, then they're uncut.
Do you think Santa ever looked at a candy cane and thought...
"I wonder if I could shove that thing up my ass."
So do you think I'm on the naughty list now?
Come over sometime and I'll show you "naughty."
All this talk has made me stick up like the North Pole.
Gotta go get my jollies.
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