Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho - Yup, 6 Ho's.

Santa on the left is thinking, "Dudes, I'm ready...what's fuckin' taking so long."

What does it mean for Santa to "slide down my chimney."

Is anyone else disturbed that Santa likes to "play" with elves.

Do elves have genitals - if so, are they cut or uncut?

What about their ears....if they're pointy, then they're uncut.

Do you think Santa ever looked at a candy cane and thought...

"I wonder if I could shove that thing up my ass."

So do you think I'm on the naughty list now? 

Come over sometime and I'll show you "naughty."

All this talk has made me stick up like the North Pole. 

Gotta go get my jollies. 

Blogroll

Here are some recent favorites that have popped on the blogs I follow.  It's a shame I have to constantly look for new things to look at while I jerk off.  If I had spent that much time looking for the perfect guy, I probably would have found him.
(Of course, I'd be unloading him in my mouth instead of uploading cumshots on the internets web).
- Peace out.

Do not....I repeat....Do not waste a great load like that on your stomach. 

Fuckin' call me!!!!  You won't spill a drop!

If I could crop him from the shoulders down, I would fuckin' bring him

home and keep him shooting until all that was left was blanks!

Nothing funny to say about this guy.  He's just hot as they cum.

Sexy!

This dude is a pro -- catching all but the first splash. 

(Sometimes, that first shot can get a little unpredictable).

Dude, I can tell you're straight and you know you're hot.

But damn...couldn't you just fuckin' spend a little time with me?

Hot!

More Bulges

Run Forest, Run before I catch your ass & suck your dick!

Don't look so fuckin' serious!

This dude has got to have a third nut, or something.  His junk looks jumbled.

Not in the game...but damn!

Who got the ball now, mother fucker.

I know exactly what that dude in back is thinking.

I Spy - A Big Bulge

Don't you think you have to be a little in love with dudes to wrestle. Think about how hot it would be to roll around on a mat with some dude until you're all sweaty. That's why all these wrestlers get pictures of them with big boners!