Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho - Yup, 6 Ho's.

Santa on the left is thinking, "Dudes, I'm ready...what's fuckin' taking so long."

What does it mean for Santa to "slide down my chimney."

Is anyone else disturbed that Santa likes to "play" with elves.

Do elves have genitals - if so, are they cut or uncut?

What about their ears....if they're pointy, then they're uncut.

Do you think Santa ever looked at a candy cane and thought...

"I wonder if I could shove that thing up my ass."

So do you think I'm on the naughty list now? 

Come over sometime and I'll show you "naughty."

All this talk has made me stick up like the North Pole. 

Gotta go get my jollies. 

Blogroll

Here are some recent favorites that have popped on the blogs I follow.  It's a shame I have to constantly look for new things to look at while I jerk off.  If I had spent that much time looking for the perfect guy, I probably would have found him.
(Of course, I'd be unloading him in my mouth instead of uploading cumshots on the internets web).
- Peace out.

Do not....I repeat....Do not waste a great load like that on your stomach. 

Fuckin' call me!!!!  You won't spill a drop!

If I could crop him from the shoulders down, I would fuckin' bring him

home and keep him shooting until all that was left was blanks!

Nothing funny to say about this guy.  He's just hot as they cum.

Sexy!

This dude is a pro -- catching all but the first splash. 

(Sometimes, that first shot can get a little unpredictable).

Dude, I can tell you're straight and you know you're hot.

But damn...couldn't you just fuckin' spend a little time with me?

Hot!

More Bulges

Run Forest, Run before I catch your ass & suck your dick!

Don't look so fuckin' serious!

This dude has got to have a third nut, or something.  His junk looks jumbled.

Not in the game...but damn!

Who got the ball now, mother fucker.

I know exactly what that dude in back is thinking.

I Spy - A Big Bulge

Don't you think you have to be a little in love with dudes to wrestle. Think about how hot it would be to roll around on a mat with some dude until you're all sweaty. That's why all these wrestlers get pictures of them with big boners!

I Love Myself So Much I Think I'm Gonna Cum!

Phone Cameras

I love the fact that all of our smart phones have cameras.  Then we can take that instant "I'm horny as hell" shot and share it.  Here are some of my favorites I've found.  Send me yours.

My New Favorite Funny Site

Okay...I'm off to the bars.  I hope I get lucky.  A blowjob would be good - but man, it's been like three months or so since I've been fucked.  I'll let you know how it goes....

But before I go on the prowl, you gotta check out awkwardboners.com.  This is funny.  Pics of all these dudes poppin' a tent in awkward places.  Here are a few of my favorites.

I heard of touching bellies...but boners?



whoopsies





Oh yeah...a little to the right...now bounce....




Holy Boner!




I wanna grab it...but someone might notice....oh fuck, I think I'm touching it.



I'm dreaming of a massive boner!

My sister has never been so fucking HOT!

More Sports

The next time I swim/ride/run in a triathlon event, I am so chasing this dude....

Note to self...never let anyone take a picture of you during your backstroke start...

in a flimsy, transparent speedo.  It will totally end up on the internet.

Anyone for tennis?  Hey, where are the balls?  Oh wait...I see them now!

And finally, it's time to hit the showers......

Fucking Harry Potter Movie

You're not going to believe this.  I was with some friends this evening and we were drinking and watching Harry Potter Half Blood Prince.  I'm going to the midnight showing next week of the new Potter movie with them, so they figured we just as well watch number six to remind us of how it goes.
As I watching this stupid movie, I am getting this massive hard-on.  Then I realize, it's because I'm imagining sucking Ron Weasley's dick.  I can't imagine why tonight was the night for me to think that.
Something is freaking wrong with me.  Who gets a boner watching Ron Weasley???

I just got home a little while ago and had to jerk off - imagining the biggest fucking "wand" you could ever imagine.  Then this dude jerking off came to mind and I had to watch it and whack off again. 
So get your popcorn ready for one hand and, well, figure out what to do with your
other hand.  It's movie time starring my imaginary version of Ron Weasley.....



Skaterboys

I like sports...but action shots fo skaters are the coolest.  Something about freezing them in mid-air with the way they have to contort their bodies is just cool.  Here are some recent amateur finds from other sites.

A Big One Blows

Just got home this morning from a party.  No action to talk about...just a lot of drinking.
Found this video on the internet and kept playing it over and over again until I blew. So
now you can do the same thing.  Just thought you'd enjoy seeing one of the biggest dicks
on the internet blow a big load!

Too Big!

I've been fucked before and there is a size limit when it comes to pain vs. pleasure,
or so I've come to learn.  But I never, I repeat never, ever want something this big
up my ass!

Dicks I'd Like to Swallow

After surfing other blogs, I have found some of the best dicks to suck, or so I think.
(What is it about straight dicks that turn me on?) Let me know what you think:

Done one like this...explosive balls!

Looks like a straight dick...



Probably straight, but I'd like to try....



Totally sensitive.  He'd want to stay forever!

I'd just like to - damn that's big (and probably straight).