My New Favorite Funny Site

Okay...I'm off to the bars.  I hope I get lucky.  A blowjob would be good - but man, it's been like three months or so since I've been fucked.  I'll let you know how it goes....

But before I go on the prowl, you gotta check out awkwardboners.com.  This is funny.  Pics of all these dudes poppin' a tent in awkward places.  Here are a few of my favorites.

I heard of touching bellies...but boners?



whoopsies





Oh yeah...a little to the right...now bounce....




Holy Boner!




I wanna grab it...but someone might notice....oh fuck, I think I'm touching it.



I'm dreaming of a massive boner!

My sister has never been so fucking HOT!

More Sports

The next time I swim/ride/run in a triathlon event, I am so chasing this dude....

Note to self...never let anyone take a picture of you during your backstroke start...

in a flimsy, transparent speedo.  It will totally end up on the internet.

Anyone for tennis?  Hey, where are the balls?  Oh wait...I see them now!

And finally, it's time to hit the showers......

Fucking Harry Potter Movie

You're not going to believe this.  I was with some friends this evening and we were drinking and watching Harry Potter Half Blood Prince.  I'm going to the midnight showing next week of the new Potter movie with them, so they figured we just as well watch number six to remind us of how it goes.
As I watching this stupid movie, I am getting this massive hard-on.  Then I realize, it's because I'm imagining sucking Ron Weasley's dick.  I can't imagine why tonight was the night for me to think that.
Something is freaking wrong with me.  Who gets a boner watching Ron Weasley???

I just got home a little while ago and had to jerk off - imagining the biggest fucking "wand" you could ever imagine.  Then this dude jerking off came to mind and I had to watch it and whack off again. 
So get your popcorn ready for one hand and, well, figure out what to do with your
other hand.  It's movie time starring my imaginary version of Ron Weasley.....



Skaterboys

I like sports...but action shots fo skaters are the coolest.  Something about freezing them in mid-air with the way they have to contort their bodies is just cool.  Here are some recent amateur finds from other sites.

A Big One Blows

Just got home this morning from a party.  No action to talk about...just a lot of drinking.
Found this video on the internet and kept playing it over and over again until I blew. So
now you can do the same thing.  Just thought you'd enjoy seeing one of the biggest dicks
on the internet blow a big load!

Too Big!

I've been fucked before and there is a size limit when it comes to pain vs. pleasure,
or so I've come to learn.  But I never, I repeat never, ever want something this big
up my ass!

Dicks I'd Like to Swallow

After surfing other blogs, I have found some of the best dicks to suck, or so I think.
(What is it about straight dicks that turn me on?) Let me know what you think:

Done one like this...explosive balls!

Looks like a straight dick...



Probably straight, but I'd like to try....



Totally sensitive.  He'd want to stay forever!

I'd just like to - damn that's big (and probably straight).

Cute Guys

Just a random collection of cute guys to enjoy.  Some of them might be famous, I don't know.  I just found them while poking around the internet.